I have truly ascended into hell
I’m both very sorry and laughing so hard my ribs hurt
Tempted to do an audio-post reading of this. I have the worst voice in mind.
holy shit cows are huge
And apparently very cuddly
I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats.
This Just In: My mom called me a noob.
How do I nicely tell my brother that despite how I am a transman and he thinks he’s helping I really, REALLY, REALLY don’t want this fedora he gave me.
"This is my favorite hat it’s really cool."
Update: I have decided to use my curse to benefit mankind by making hilarious dudebro fedora meme photos. Please send me asks with your recommendations of common household objects and I will make “not all ___” pictures of them wearing it.
Put it on the toilet with the caption ”Not ALL Toilets are full of shit”
Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them.
Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.